Happened in 2012, I was on the fellowship's FYB committee and we needed to shop for some items at the market. I went with my president Ayeni wearing my favorite jean and a top. To save cost, we decided to pick a bike together down to the market. Being the slender of the two, i "climbed" the bike first and heard a sound, very subtle but distinct "praaaah" I felt it was a little tear and told Ayeni, he was like "but you are wearing a boxer na, it won't be obvious"
i quickly told him i don't wear boxers, he must have thought i was kidding besides I was the drama cord and drama and i were an inseparable twin! We finally got to the market and he alighted first, trying to do the same, i heard a louder Praaaah. I could feel the cool breeze caressing me, it was a blowjob of life.. I told him i couldn't walk.. he said i was joking but when he moved and i didn't tag along, he knew i was serious. He started laughing and i managed to walk with my legs closed as if i had a gait.. it was an experience.
We got to the store and the trader asked why i was walking funny, and i explained.. He was laughing hard, he asked me to pull the trouser so he could find a tailor to sew it quickly. Ayeni was pissed off, he went ahead to shop, while i was standing naked from the waist down eating corn in the trader's store right in the market.. he helped me sew it and i was good to go...but ayeni just had to tell everyone what happened. it was an experience.. nevertheless, i still continued without the boxers..