EXCLUSIVE: Conversation Between Me and My X in Ajegunle


#1

Hi everyone!!! I do miss you all.

I get gist oooo…

Hmmm… So back when I was in primary school, I had this girlfriend…I was living in orile and she lives in AJEGUNLE. She has never stepped out of her comfort zone of Ajegunle, one of the reasons I had to break up with her.

Fast forward to today, I tried inviting her over to Lekki to catch up on great times.

Here’s her reply to my invitation:

:joy_cat::joy_cat::joy_cat:

@Kachie @Kiitan @Youralibi1 @pretyprexy @Peacehoney @Aje @Onaopemipo @Valkyr @Zoe @ArahMAC @Nonso_Azike @maikel_Coker @Tuhmehskeh @Chum_Sky @W.O @geezybee @lifeofesse @Otumininu @boluakindele @Enigma @Mopelola_Ariyo @oluwakemisola @KubasuInyanya @Monique


#2

:rofl::rofl::rofl::joy::joy: don’t blame her! This is Nigeria


#3

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: This Hilarious but I understand her fear. She has not left her environment and sees everyone as criminals


#4

Everybody is a CRIMINAL :rofl::rofl: See what Falz has cause…Everybody is a suspect


#5

Epic!


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#6

I started playing the beat in my head as she started saying “This is Nigeria, Everybody be Criminal”. :joy::joy:

But I understand here concern. She’s still clinging to her ‘comfort zone’. She probably heard a recent story or rumours about lekki.

Speaking of lekki, I’d be heading to Ajah tomorrow morning. Trying to get to AIICO insurance company, Autogenous. Anybody close to that area I could say hi to physically?


#7

Bro if I were you. I would be careful of the evil forest o ehn ehn. People no de come back if the go there. :smiley:

I couldn’t help but laugh along with @lifeofesse
As I was listening…


#8

Na. I got business to attend to


#9

Come pay me a visit at Ilasan police station, Jakande.


#10

Come to Lekki Phase 1 when you are done!


#11

So we are close to each other; na e we never do legbegbe! :hugs:


#12

Lekki/Ajah was filled with water and bushes before nah… so i concur when she said evil forest! :drooling_face::sweat:


#13

That was before naa, was there anywhere that wasn’t filled with water and bushes before? :joy::joy:


#14

You’ll have to give an exact address. I’m relatively new to lekki. I use google map alot.


#15

The police? I’m not so sure ma’am


#16

:joy::joy::joy::joy: but the police is your friend sir.


#17

I moved in May. Oya lerrus hangout one of these days…abi u wee come to the station ni? :joy: don’t be afraid.


#18

shakes my violently like a kid mmm…mmm, no ma’am. The police is not my friend abeg.


#19

I’m at petrocam filling station right now, near taxify office. When I’m free, I’ll let y’all know.


#20

Just seeing this. This is where I work