Funniest thing I saw/read today


#509

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Mansdem said his sperms are rottened …

For real ?? AT ALL ???


#510

Hehehe… Haven’t you come across a guy before that you just find nothing desirable about him? Like a short, fat, black, protuberant stomach, ugly faced, coarse voice, halitosis mouthed,awkward pacing man :grinning:


#511

There is someone for everyone, there are roughly 7000 other versions of each of us on the planet :earth_americas: so makes sense to say there is someone for everyone.


#512

Haba! After na, someone wee come and say I dey vex. You, does the guy have to be black, short, beer bellied, fat, for him not to be liked?

Have you not seen fine, beautiful, tall, six packed guy and he STILL cannot attract a lady?


#513

Yes, hopefully rather than factually there is someone for everyone, just that the probability for some people to find someone that is for them is slimmer than the odds for Buhari to find his waec certificate. :grinning:

Let’s be realistic, the specifications you listed are loved by countless ladies, and I hope you’re not talking about “Mr handsome” attracting every lady, because my submission is on “any lady”.


#514

Ask :smile_cat: @Enigma or @NaijaLander :joy: …if you don’t “know”!


#515

Lmao… That song “onye ngabe gu inya” (I bet I murdered the spellings) :joy:


#516

Yes oh, I even danced to that sef.


#517

Hahaha. You try, no be small! :joy:.
I couldn’t remember any song.


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#520

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


#521

hmmmmm


#522

Lol… He likes updated versions. Who wants Android 5.0 when there’s 7.0?


#523

No offense intended ladies


#524

Not true!!!


#525

Mtchewwwwww!
We need to put you and others who agree with this meme, in a simulated labor pain gadget…
:roll_eyes::smirk:.


#526

I totally agree with you. And the person even used ‘almost’. Isn’t labour pain the most intense kind of pain?


#527

Nope, getting kicked in the balls is. Hurts like hell.


#528

I can bet it doesn’t hurt more than labour pain. On a scale of 1-10, they are probably both on level 10