Lies we tell ourselves


#21

My English is deteriorating I’ll stop speaking pigin… my guy calls and what I hear myself speaking "how far? Wetin dey happen? Lolz.


#22

Ah :joy:


#23

Me: I need to rest after church this weekend. Then on the Sunday it’s either I’m busy ironing, rearranging my room or I’m busy looking for my long lost wifi modem :joy:


#24

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


#25

Loool on Monday morning my colleagues just start shaking head for me…"Madam I am not going anywhere "


#26

You cannot coman goan die jare.


#27

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: This one is hilarious


#28

Me: I need to walk in the way of the Lord I can’t be insulting people that piss me off

Few seconds later
Okada man/ Danfo conductor misbehaves or says nonsense

Me : " Is like you want to be unfortunate… Ori yin ni o pe"


#29

Me: I need to study during the night, sets alarm to 12:05. Wake up by 12:05, turn off alarm and sleep off :sweat_smile::joy:


#30

Me: I need to go out often. Friend calls to schedule a hangout i agree to it, few minutes after the call drops, I’m thinking of an excuse not to go out.


#31

I don’t blame you my dear. This particular one requires suru :joy:


#32

This is me :100::joy:
And such outings end up being fun when you go. You’ll now be like, “thank God I came.”


#33

My bed feels quite comfy during these periods
:joy::joy:


#34

That’s true dude.


#35

I am not even going to send him a text
Few minutes later Me: (takes nice selfie)… :joy::joy::joy::joy: sends picture…
Gets the required reply Convo continues from there…


#36

I will just read comments on olorisupergal’s page/ instablog9ja. I will not reply.
Few minutes later: I’m replying several comments :weary::weary::weary:


#37

Tomorrow, I’m going to watch sewing videos on YouTube and do some research.
Then Nepa will be unfortunate and give us light; and I will watch tv for hours :weary::weary::weary:


#38

Girls sha :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:


#39

I will eat two times today, I don’t want to get fatter than I am
Yimu, five times and still counting :rofl:


#40

If they don’t give you people light na, you will talk :smile: