My English is deteriorating I’ll stop speaking pigin… my guy calls and what I hear myself speaking "how far? Wetin dey happen? Lolz.
Me: I need to rest after church this weekend. Then on the Sunday it’s either I’m busy ironing, rearranging my room or I’m busy looking for my long lost wifi modem
Loool on Monday morning my colleagues just start shaking head for me…"Madam I am not going anywhere "
You cannot coman goan die jare.
This one is hilarious
Me: I need to walk in the way of the Lord I can’t be insulting people that piss me off
Few seconds later
Okada man/ Danfo conductor misbehaves or says nonsense
Me : " Is like you want to be unfortunate… Ori yin ni o pe"
Me: I need to study during the night, sets alarm to 12:05. Wake up by 12:05, turn off alarm and sleep off
Me: I need to go out often. Friend calls to schedule a hangout i agree to it, few minutes after the call drops, I’m thinking of an excuse not to go out.
I don’t blame you my dear. This particular one requires suru
This is me
And such outings end up being fun when you go. You’ll now be like, “thank God I came.”
My bed feels quite comfy during these periods
That’s true dude.
I am not even going to send him a text
Few minutes later Me: (takes nice selfie)… sends picture…
Gets the required reply Convo continues from there…
I will just read comments on olorisupergal’s page/ instablog9ja. I will not reply.
Few minutes later: I’m replying several comments
Tomorrow, I’m going to watch sewing videos on YouTube and do some research.
Then Nepa will be unfortunate and give us light; and I will watch tv for hours
I will eat two times today, I don’t want to get fatter than I am
Yimu, five times and still counting
If they don’t give you people light na, you will talk