My crazy thoughts for my future spouse

Can’t wait to do all this written down when I am married. Lol

  • Pretend to be sick in the morning while he(hubby) prepares breakfast,clean the house and dress the kids for school
  • Hide his car keys when I don’t want him to go out(this one is without a doubt)
  • Start up necessary argument with him and pretend to cry while he cuddles me and say sweet I am sorry and I think I am wrong
  • Wake him up middle of the night by 3am just to ask him when is my birthday
  • Engaging him on jumping on the bed competition and streaming competition (we will live in a fence house neighbours will not hear us)
  • Wear him my wig cap and make him up wearing my top and my bra for a photo shot
  • Laugh at him whenever he gets angry at me and draw his ear and also tell him he looks ugly and then tell him OK, I am sorry
  • Pray for him everyday and spray him my perfume on Mondays and Fridays so he will always think about me(I have sense sha.)
  • Purposely push him out of bed with my bumbum and tell him sorry while sleeping
    Beg him to dance for me while I drink my smoothie as the madam of our dynasty
  • Turn his face while he is asleep just to kiss him and tell him good night (if he try to come further, I will tell him we should sleep. Lol)
  • Spoil him with bad bad things …like…wat I will not tell you.
    Please don’t laugh at me oooo… I was only thinking
    Oya come and say your own let laugh and pick points fpr the nearest future. @pretyprexy @judy @aniekan @Aje @Nire @abnetz
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Noting down this movie magic scripts, should Incaae she acts out - won’t be surprised one bit :laughing:

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Say your own joor. I need to take down points @abnetz

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Thank you @evansakanno for the correction.

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Can’t wait to start making babies with hubby… I mean doing that thing that leads to a baby…:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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You are just a princess! :rofl:

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Thank you for the correction.

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@ruthameh125 this topic should be

Naughty thoughts for my future spouse

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Okay. Lol. Oya go and say your own

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~Side eye~ prety @pretyprexy prexy. Hmm!

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How do you want to make the babies? Tell us na. Lol

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I like being adventurous:

¤ Explore other places in the house - not just the bedroom.
¤ We play dress up once in a while :see_no_evil:
¤ Netflix and chill on a regular
¤ Explore new places

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@Aniekan come oh u got urself a romantic bobo oh

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

You people have come again… :joy::joy::joy::joy:

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!

:see_no_evil::see_no_evil::see_no_evil::see_no_evil:

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And you have to make it this longgggggggggggggg? This girl do and marry because… Let me not say

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@judy,goan say your own. I want to take some points from what you say.

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

I hope she will be as crazy or crazier than this…

  • love her to drop me at the office, open my door for me and kiss me french style, spank my ass before she drives away.

  • go to the nudist beach when we holiday

  • make her up and make her hair and cross dress

  • watch cartoons, cry together while seeing an indian movie

  • Pray together and just rant about evevrything

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Awwwwww…yummy!!!