Sleeping in Church, my solution


#1

There’s this wind of sleep that sweeps across my face at around 10-15 mins into the message every Sundays. I often can’t help it. It’s always a battle. Can I have a witness?

So I always arm myself with several weapons of warfare like sweet, chewing gum, Tom Tom, chin chin, groundnut, kuli kuli, ipakere, ẹja díndín(fried fish) etc…

Ṣó lóhùn stupid ni :roll_eyes:

For I am not ignorant of the devices of the devil.

How was service today jàre?


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#2

Lol. Only you with all these anti-sleep weapons?
Service today was lit and it was so interesting that you’d hardly see anyone dozing thank you. :blush:


#3

Loool. I don’t know why, that sleep just comes at about that time. Glad you had an interesting service.


#4

My God, the devil is a liar! Better goan
be asking for mercy so that the devil won’t press the sleeping button on you during sermon. :joy:


#5

Looool. He won’t , but with this aforementioned weapons of war, it won’t work.


#6

Okay then, I’d be waiting for a feedback by next Sunday. :smile:


#7

Eja dindin inside church? Hope say u carry cup of garri with cold water join am make e for complete oh…just asking ni oh as a concerned Nigerian


#8

Ha…erm erm… you know…as in…abeg ma.


#9

Hehehehehe…adding Garri go dey too much na. Ẹja dindin is just fine.looooooool


#10

Lol


#11

If truly you come to church with fried fish, someone like me won’t sit near you. Don’t ask me why sha.


#12

Why?


#13

Lol. Nigerians, you people don’t adhere to notices or instructions. I typed at the end of my message “don’t ask me why?” Lol😂 and you did. My reasons are obvious.


#14

Don’t mind them! Na so dem dey do.


#15

:grinning:


#16

Hahahah… It was great