I need a naked massage from Vera’s mom
Is that your specialty? Good!
Please I need a massage! I hope your bae won’t mind if I borrow you for the massage.
Don’t worry, it won’t be a naked massage. I won’t be the one that will make a brother cheat on a bae, I promise.
I’m here baby. My back aches… Did someone just mention massage?
So who’ll be giving us free massages biko?
Just marry ASAP and every other thing shall be added unto you
We will be glad to eat the wedding rice soon.
Oya lay down and spread. Lemme get my anointing oil
Lol… Where I dey spread dey go?
I’m already lying down o. Start, abeg.
You gotta spread nah so the oil go spread too
I have gone to 8 ATMs none dey pay. Someone should come up with another idea of getting quick cash joor
You can ask someone for cash and do a transfer to them. Look face well and just try to be nice to the people you ask, if you’re not with anyone familiar.
For this country? Hmmm. They will tag you as corporate beggar. Even before you approach them…they know you are coming (that would be me). tin is .
Its late. I want ice cream for the night. Ice Cream Factory POS ain’t working.